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A TMI Tuesday meme Wednesday, because that's how I roll.
1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner?
That really depends on whether I enjoy it more than they do.
2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?
a-liking me; I find that I'm more attracted to folks who obviously like me back than folks who need to be worked hard on; b-scent plays a huge role in a person being my type; I know it's a bit of an odd answer, as most people jump to the visual indicators, but smell (and I don't mean simple lack of B.O.) can completely make or break you (I dumped one girlfriend after our first kiss because I didn't like her scent and knew I wouldn't get past it); c-good complexion.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?
If you've had a real meal made by me, you'd know I break that scale significantly past 10 and am just too humble to give you another number.
4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?
Getting tattoos is addicting, so I love them for me. I am ambivalent about tats on others. I generally find tattoos to be very sexy, with exceptions. I find trendy tattoos a turn-off (tribal bands or barbed wire, cartoon characters ((though any comic nerd friend of mine with a comic tat that I knew meant more than trendyness to them would be an exception to this one, like if Drew got a Flash tat, or Chris' Captain Marvel tat)), roses...). Knowing your tat means something to you is a turn on; "dude, I got this because it's, like, hella awesome" makes me want to barf in your biscuits. There are tat placements I hate too--feet, breasts, face and hand tats make me want to flee.
5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?
I find stubble on guys, if growing in evenly and full, sexy. If it comes in patchy, shave it off, chump. On girls, not at all. Me, I shave my face daily except Sundays, on a bad week I might skip a day (my stubble is slow enough that I can barely get away with it at work if I skip a shave once).
Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
To all the newbies reading this for the first time, just keep reading and you'll figure me out a lot more; to everyone else, this is a pretty useless question.
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