"The scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."That's the ad text I was greeted with this morning in the paper for, get this, Burger King's new men's body spray ca''ed "Flame."
Oh my frakking god. Who thinks this shit up, really? Is there really a market out there of men crying for burger scented body spray, really? Would someone get me one so I can smell like work on my day off (Not that I don't already--sigh)? Can you picture the brain-storming session on this one: what do men really want in life that they don't have already? To smell like fucking Whoppers.
Will it be available in gift sets with Trans-Fat Hair Gel, Croissanwwich Hand Moisturizing Cream, Fry Vat Bath Oil and Special Sauce Shampoo?
Is this what teen spirit really smelled like?
I just vomited a little in my mouth.
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