Saturday, December 16, 2006

Michael Bay is Raping My Childhood


The new updated versions of the Transformers . . . just so painful.

Bumblebee is no longer a Volkswagon Bug . . . why the hell keep the name now? He's gone from the heart of the Autobots to a frickin' camaro with shoulder mounted missiles.

Megatron's a jet instead of a gun...

Jazz is no longer a Porsche 935 but instead some lame Honda or something . . . Rathet's a friggin hummer.

Sigh.

And sadly, my kids're probably going to demand we see it.

2 comments:

Drew said...

But is he a BITCHIN' camaro???

Seriously, even in the land of the BIG HAIR- camaros are almost as passe as bugs... they all drive SUVs these days.

and yeah I'll avoid it like the plague. But then again I also refused to go to the live action Thunderbirds as that was a big memory rape for me.

HAMMER said...

just like all the other fathers out there enjoy im just giving mine the $$$ to go