It's My Life

The Official Fill-in-the-Blank Biography (Extended Version)
Chapter 1: The Basics
Full Name:	D. Evan Peterson
Initials:	DEP
Primary Nickname:	Ev
Other Little Nicks:	Bro
Sex:	Male
Date of Birth:	6-18-74
Star Sign:	Gemini
Chinese Horoscope Sign:	Wood Tiger
Current Location:	Livingv room
Height:	6 US feet
Weight:	260
Hair Length:	Fauxhawk length
Hair Colour:	Currently brown
Eye Colour:	Blau
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark):	Light 'til sundappled
Piercings:	Ears so far X3
Tattoos:	2 so far, arms
Scars and Birthmarks:	Scars, many
Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's Name:	Karen
Mother's Hometown:	Beats the shit out of me
Mother's Occupation:	Sigh
Mother's Hair Colour:	Brown/grey
Mother's Eye Colour:	Blue?
Father's Name:	David
Father's Hometown:	San Jose
Father's Occupation:	Prisoner
Father's Hair Colour:	Grey
Father's Eye Colour:	Blue
What do you call your parents? (i.e.:	I don't
Do you get along with your parents?:	Not a lot
Do you live with your parents?:	Nope
Are your parents married/separated/divorced?:	Never were married
Do you have any step-parents?:	Yep
Do you have any step-siblings?:	I have ex-step siblings
Name/s and Age/s of Siblings:	Autumn/29, Tim/19(?)
Do you get along with your siblings?:	Yes and I don't know him
Do you live with your siblings?:	No
Name/s and Number of Pet/s:	None
Did you grow up in a different place where you live now?:	Yes
Where did you spend your summers as a child?:	Here and there, beaches
What was the name of your elementary school?:	Kynoch
Did you play any sports in elementary school?:	Handball
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:	no
Who was your favorite elementary school teacher?:	I only remember the name of one and though I didn't like her much, she wins by default: Mrs. Staples
What were some of your favorite TV shows in elementary school?:	Robotech, Star Blazers, Voltron
Who were your best friends in elementary school?:	Mike Stoney, Lincoln Joseph, Albert Wong, David Diab, at least one of whom are deceased
What was the name of your junior high school?:	Anna McKinney
Did you play any sports in junior high school?:	Tried out for basketball unsuccessfully
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:	no
Who was your favorite junior high school teacher?:	Mr. Gage
What were some of your favorite TV shows in junior high school?:	I don't remember. Family Ties, GI Joe
Who were your best friends in junior high school?:	Same as elementary school, minus David Diab, plus Joey Biggs
What was the name of your high school?:	Marysville High
Did you play any sports in high school?:	no
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:	yes: drama, volleyball
Who was your favorite high school teacher?:	Mrs. Maher
What were some of your favorite TV shows in high school?:	Tiny Toons. TV sucked in general pre-1993
Who were your best friends in high school?:	Joey Biggs, Robin Brokenshire, Michel Gamble, later add Chris Taylor, Marc Stroud, Mike Filby and Micah Brown
Did you attend mostly private or public schools?:	Public
Were you ever required to wear a uniform?:	Not for school
Did you go to the same school as your parents?:	no
Did you go to the same school as your siblings?:	yes and no
What is your family's cultural heritage?:	Portuguese and Norwegian
Chapter 3: The Style and Fashion
What's your dress size?:	I don't know. This question is sexist
What are your favorite clothing labels?:	Threadless
Do you prefer massive chain stores or little trendy boutiques?:	Smaller
Do you consider yourself materialistic?:	Somewhat much
Do others consider you materialistic?:	Probably even more
Do you subscribe to any fashion magazines?:	Yep
What brand/s of make-up do you use?:	The occasional black nail polish
What's your choice of shampoo or conditioner?:	Aussie
Have you ever gotten a Japanese perm?:	no
How often do you get a manicure and pedicure?:	haven't since Shelley
Do you ever colour or highlight your hair?:	yep
Do you own a pair of UGG's?:	Ugh. No.
Do you own a high end designer handbag?:	no
Do you own any Louis Vuitton luggage?:	no
Do you own more than one item from Tiffany & Co.?:	no
What's usually on your wrist?:	watch
How long does it take you to get dressed each day?:	2-3 minutes
How would you define your typical dressing style?:	casual
Are you obsessed with expensive designer brands?:	nope
Describe your perfect pair of jeans:	comfotable and tight
Do you judge other people based upon how they're dressed?:	sometimes. we all do. Liar.
Do you have a signature scent?:	Yeah
Chapter 4: The Favorites
City:	Pismo Beach
Vacation Spot:	Coast
Sport:	Volleyball
Food:	Teriyaki chicken stir fry
Dessert:	Chocolate covered cherries
Drink (Non-Alcoholic):	Pepsi Jazz
Drink (Alcoholic):	White Russian
Eating Location:	Splash Cafe
Ice Cream Flavour:	Coffee
Season:	Summer
Holiday:	Halloween
Actor:	Ewan Macgregor
Actress:	Natalie Portman
Athlete:	Gabrielle Reese
Athletic Team:	Dodgers
Decade:	90s
Recent Memory:	That one's more private than this blog
Older Memory:	The summer of 1995
Number:	3
Colour:	Teal
Word:	Cunt
Phrase:	I say "or else" a lot
Magazine:	Advocate
Tacky Pick-Up Line:	How you doin?
Language:	Japanese
Country/ies:	USA (being the only one I've been to, sadly)
Flower:	Orchid
Girl's Name:	Madeline
Boy's Name:	Dante
Chapter 5: This or That?
Lefty/Right:	I am both
Rock/Country:	Rock
Diamonds/Pearls:	Diamonds, or pearl necklaces
Blondes/Brunettes:	Brunettes
Puppies/Kitties:	Puppies
Contacts/Glasses:	Glasses
USA/Canada:	Canada, they have better accents
Gold/Silver:	Silver
Hummer Limo/Stretch Limo:	Stretch
Gatorade/Powerade:	Gatorade
Diet Coke/Regular Coke:	Diet
McDonalds/Burger King:	McD's
Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets:	Nuggets
Skiing/Snowboarding:	Neither
East Coast/West Coast:	West
Jay-Z/Snoop Dogg:	Jay-Z
Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie:	Jolie
Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts:	I had to google these and regret it
George Bush/John Kerry:	Kerry
Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera:	Aguilera
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff:	Lohan is more of an amusing idiot
Tim Horton's/Starbucks?:	neither
Snow Day/Spring Day:	Spring day
London/Paris:	London
New York/L.A.:	LA
Golden Retriever/Chihuahua:	Retriever
Morning Person/Night Person:	Night
Chocolate/Vanilla:	Chocolate
Shower/Bath:	Bath
Love/Money:	Yes
Nike/Adidas:	neither
Target/Walmart:	neither
AIM/MSN Messenger:	Gmail
Blahnik/Birkenstock:	Birkenstock
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson:	poor poor supermodels. Eat a cookie
City Mouse/Country Mouse:	meh
Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics:	Summer
NCAA/Professional Sport Leagues:	meh
Mexican Food/Italian Food:	Mexican
Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband:	Pink, fuck Lance Armstrong
Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez:	Summer has a prettier name
Chapter 6: Do You...
Shower every day?:	Mostly
Write little memos on your hand?:	Rarely
Have any special sleeping requirements, i.e. lights off, left side, etc...:	No kids in bed with us
Have your driver's liscense?:	Usually
Hold citizenship to more than one country?:	No
Exercise?:	Yes
Think you're attractive?:	A little
Like yourself?:	A little less
Have any weird little habbits?:	not as weird as your spelling is bad
Chapter 7: Have You Ever...
Gone skinny dipping?:	Yes
Smoked a cigarette?:	no
Smoked a cigar?:	no
Smoked anything else?:	yes
Kissed a member of the same sex?:	yes
Been in love?:	yes
Been heartbroken?:	yes
Shoplifted?:	yes
Been in a fight?:	yes
Snuck out of you're parent's house?:	no
Been chased by the cops?:	no
Made out with a stranger?:	yes
Had sex with a stranger?:	define stranger
Lied to a friend?:	yes
Had a crush on a teacher?:	yes, all the time
Skipped school?:	yes, all the time
Been expelled/suspended?:	no
Thrown up in public?:	yes
Seen someone die?:	yes
Been to Mexico?:	no
Been to Europe?:	no
Been to the Carribbean?:	no
Been to Australia?:	no
Flown first class?:	no
Taken pain killers?:	yes
Taken sleeping pills?:	yes
Taken drugs?:	yes
ODed?:	no
Got alcohol poisoning?:	yes
Been in an abusive relationship?:	yes
Rode in a limousine?:	yes
Gone SCUBA diving?:	no
Gotten stung by jellyfish?:	no
Gotten stung by a bee?:	yes
Failed a subject in school?:	yes
Made a snow angel?:	no
Written a letter to Santa Claus?:	no
Slept in your parent's bed because you were scared of something?:	no, the one time I tried I was rebuffed
Been to sleep-away camp?:	no
Been on a 3+ day canoe trip?:	no
Been called a bitch?:	yes
Been called a tease?:	yes
Been called a prude?:	no
Been called a whore?:	no
Had detention?:	yes
Been sent to the principal's office?:	yes
Met someone famous?:	yes
Been robbed?:	yes
Been cheated out of a large sum of money?:	yes
Made a prank phone call?:	yes
Been to the opposite side of the country?:	no
Cried yourself to sleep?:	yes
Hurt yourself on purpose?:	yes
Kissed in the rain?:	yes
Kissed under a misteltoe?:	yes
Kissed infront of your parents?:	yes
Had a song dedicated to you on the radio?:	not that I'm aware
Had a book dedicated to you?:	I wish
Been mentioned in someone's wedding or bar/bat mitzvah speech?:	not that I'm aware
Been a bridesmaid?:	no, but I've been a best man
Been a maid of honour?:	no
Sang in the shower?:	yes
Lost your cell phone and had to get a new one?:	no
Screamed:	yes
Had sex in a public washroom?:	yes
Had sex on the beach?:	yes
Had sex at church?:	yes
Had sex at a football game?:	no
Been thrown in a pool with all your clothes on?:	no
Broken a bone?:	yes
Made your own porno?:	who hasn't?
Laughed so hard you cried?:	yes
Cried so hard you laughed?:	no
Slept naked?:	yes
Gone streaking?:	no
Played ding dong ditch?:	Again, a regrettable Google, no
Gotten your hair braided in corn rows?:	no
Climbed a tree?:	yes
Thrown up on purpose?:	no
Had a threesome?:	yes
Gone on a rollercoaster?:	yes
Chapter 8: What Makes You...
Happy?:	Some of the things I said yes to prviously and my kids
Sad?:	Some of the things I said yes to previously, my wife and my life
Laugh?:	Amusements
Dance?:	Music
Sing?:	Music
Scared?:	Scary stuff
Horny?:	ah, I don't have the time to type all that. . .
Feel good?:	So many things, and those rarely received compliments
Feel bad?:	Hurting others
Cry?:	Sentimental tripe, despair
Jealous?:	Secrecy, success
Envious?:	Success
Scream?:	Denise
Angry?:	. . .
Smile?:	My kids
Blush?:	Thinking about the answers to some of the previous questions
Sleepy?:	Staying up too late
Excited?:	Expectations
Nervous?:	Expectations
Hungry?:	Hunger, a good advert
Thirsty?:	I am ALWAYS thirsty, and no I am not diabetic
Crazy?:	bwah haha ha. . . um, Denise
Bored?:	Much of my day to day, work
Feel strong?:	weightlifting
Feel important?:	My kids
Chapter 9: Religion, Morals and Beliefs
What religion do you practice?:	It's an amalgamation all my own
Have you ever practiced a religion different than the one you practice now?:	yes
Has anyone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:	yes
Has anyone ever tried to convert you to another religion?:	yes
How do you normally respond to door-to-door Mormons or Jeehova's Witnesses?:	Politely tell them to fuck off; I once egged the Jay-dubbs
Do you/have you been to religious gatherings?:	yes
Have you ever attended a religious school?:	no
What religion are your parents?:	lapsed Catholic
Would they care if you practiced a different religion than them?:	no
Do they know what religion you practice?:	no
Are you open about your beliefs?:	yes, I answer these questions don't I?
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to impress someone?:	yes, once
Have you ever disliked someone else, simply because of their religion?:	yes
Do you believe a superior being exhists/existed and created life?:	maybe
How do you feel about Jesus?:	He was a mensch
What holy book do you think is most accurate? (Bible, Koran, etc.):	none
Do you believe in one God?:	maybe
Do you believe in many Gods?:	maybe
Do you believe in no God?:	maybe
Do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?:	no
Do you believe in ANY sort of heaven and hell?:	yeah
Do you think God/the Gods are vengeful or nice?:	both, if they exist
Do you believe in angels and demons?:	yes
Do you believe in spirits?:	yes
Do you believe in miracles?:	maybe
Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?:	not particularly
Do you believe in predestination?:	not particularly
Do you believe in original sin?:	no
Do you believe in freedom of will?:	yes
Do you believe in souls?:	yes
Do you believe in a thing called love?:	yes; I like the movie too
Do you believe in astrology or horoscopes?:	sometimes
Do you believe in evolution?:	yes
Do you believe in life on other planets?:	yes
What do you think will happen when we die?:	I'll be buried
Do you think religion and science will always oppose one another?:	yeah
Why do you think we exist?:	Because of coitus
What would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?:	Why me?
Are you supersticious?:	A wee bit
Do you dress a certain way because of your religion?:	no
Do you think people who subscribe to a different religion will go to hell?:	no
Do any of your religious beliefs prevent you from doing certain things?:	no
Do you chant, fast or meditate?:	no
Do you believe everything/agree with everything about your religion?:	yes
Do you think that no one else is right but yourself?:	no
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:	no
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:	no
Are you interested in learning about other religions?:	yes
Do you believe in separation of church and state?:	yes
Are you a democrat, republican, or neither?:	Registered Socialist
How do you feel about abortion?:	Ambivalent
How do you feel about gay marriage?:	All for it
How do you feel about marijuana?:	Should be legalized
How do you feel about cloning?:	ambivalent
How do you feel about the death penalty?:	mostly Pro
How do you feel about the war in Iraq?:	Mostly CON
Did you ever call french fries:	I always call 'em fries
How do you feel about the Bush administration?:	embarrassed
How do you feel about racism?:	It's awful
How do you feel about premaritial sex?:	I'm ok with it
Do you support any charities or causes you believe in?:	no
If yes, what are they? If no, why not?:	I am poor
Are you a member of any extreme activist group, like PETA?:	besides the Socialist party?
Are you a veggeterian or vegan?:	not any longer
Chapter 10: Relationships
Do you consider yourself a good friend?:	My friends probably do; I only hope I am
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:	a few great friends
Who are is/are your best friend/s?:	Best? Denise, The Chrisses, Aimee, Drew. I'm very fond of Travis and Michelle and probably leaving someone out and thus hurting/angering them
Are you and your friends cliquey towards others?:	One of the Chrisses and I are very snobbish about pop culture
Do you and your friends have a name, like:	no
Do you have a lot of friends?:	no
How many would you say you had?:	7-8
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:	yes
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:	yes
Are you more outgoing or shy?:	depends
Do you consider yourself better than your friends?:	sometimes, but I also consider myself an asshole
Do you and your friends consider yourselves better than other people?:	I think we do
Do you like to make new friends?:	yeah
Do you talk a lot?:	sometimes, but rarely
Are you a gossip?:	yes
Have you ever lied to one of your friends?:	yes
Have you ever lied about who your friends are?:	no
Have you ever revealed a secret which you promised not to tell?:	not a promised one
How many of your friends are guys?:	3-4
Are you with someone/single/dating?:	married
Have you ever been in love?:	yes; you asked this already
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	no
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?:	ten years
Would you ever be with someone who your friends didn't like?:	yes
Would you ever be with someone who your family didn't like?:	yes
Do you care about how people look?:	yes
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite gender?:	face
What's your favourite hair colour?:	brown
What's your favorite eye colour?:	green
Short or long hair?:	short
How would you want a significant other to dress?:	attractively
Does money matter?:	yes
Would you ever date someone who was sweet but not good looking?:	I have
Would you take someone who was good looking but an asshole?:	I also have
Have you done either of the above?:	Both
Are you a virgin?:	no
What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten someone you were dating?:	jewelry
What's the most expensive gift you've ever recieved?:	My grandmother bought my first car
Do you prefer single or double/group dates?:	group
What's your dream date scenario?:	I don't have one
Do you want to get married?:	I am
Do you want to have children?:	I have three
Chapter 10: Technology
What type of cell phone do you have?:	A disconnected one
Is it a camera phone?:	no
How often do you use your cell phone?:	not for six years now
How many people do you have in your cell phone address book?:	6-7
How often do you text message?:	not at all
What are the last 4 digits in your cell phone #?:	I forget
Do you have your own computer?:	yes
If yes, what kind? If no, who's do you use?:	HP
What is your e-mail address?:	thewritestuff@gmail.com
Do you have MSN Messenger?:	no
Do you have AIM?:	yes
Do you have wireless Internet?:	yes
Know HTML?:	yes
How many hours per day do you spend online?:	3-4
Do you have a Sidekick or Blackberry?:	no
Do you have a digital camera?:	yes
Do you have an iPod? If yes, what kind, and how many songs?:	no
Chapter 11: Education
What college/university do you go to/want to go to?:	CSU Chico
Do you like school?:	yes
Is your school in a different location than your family?:	yes
If yes, where, and how far from home are you?:	a couple hours or more
What sports/extra curriculars are you currently involved in?:	kid stuff
What is your school's athletic team called?:	Wildcats
What is your school mascott?:	Wildcat
What are your school colours?:	red and white
What year was your school founded in?:	beats me
Who is your school's biggest rival?:	beats me
Do you feel superior to people who go to other schools?:	no
What are your grades generally like?:	4.0
What is your year?:	2001
What is your major/minor?:	english
What would you like to do after graduation?:	get a good job
What would you like to be when you grow up?:	me
Chapter 12: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza:	jalapenos, bacon, spinach, pineapple, pepperoni, tomato
Bagel:	yuck
S'more:	the regular kind
Sandwich:	none
Sundae:	hot fudge
Chapter 13: Ratings (How Important is/are)
Friends:	Very
Family:	Very (non-immediate, non-gma? moderately)
Music:	very
Love:	very
Happiness:	very
Money:	somewhat more than I'd like
People:	depends
Animals:	depends
Life:	depends
Education:	very
Religion:	not really
Medication:	depends
Food:	necessary
Sleep:	very
Health:	very
Nature:	very
Shopping:	not very
Comfort:	very
Sex:	very very
Clothes:	very
Phone:	not very
Computer:	very
Chapter 14: Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?:	crossing the street
Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?:	Nobel
What 5 items would you bring with you on a desert island?:	food, water, reading materials, company and a boat
Who were you named after?:	father
If you could be anything/one you wanted, who/what would you be?:	successful
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?:	Kobe beef steaks with tacos on the side
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?:	Somewhere Mediterranean
Name 15 people in history whom you'd invite to a dinner party:	Denise, Micah, Paul, Devon, Ian, Kenn, Chris, Chrissy, Nina and her husband
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